

If he could forget who was doing this to him, give himself over to the sensation, then he’d open to the touch. With his mouth open, his eyes closed, he could condense the whole world to the prick of those needle-teeth in his lower lip, the probing of that long tongue. He would see the limbs like thick, pulsating ropes, each one glistening wetly in the half-light. He turned his head for a kiss, because if he kept looking at their reflection he would see the teeth gleaming in the darkness all around him.

I wrote the tentacle buttsecks in the Choose-Your-Own-Romance section.) So far the most graphic tentacle scene I’ve read is in Beyond Heaving Bosoms, and I’m not sure Sarah actually wants to own that award. Clearly we’re buying these books because of the implication that a tentacle will go in someone’s butt. Just sayin’.Ī | BN | K | AB First of all, to all you tentacle writing authors out there, quit skirting the tentacle butt sex scenes. The writing was good, but I’m fairly certain I can find some Davy Jones/ Pirates of the Caribbean: Why Jesus Did We Need a Sequel erotic fanfic for free. I read it in like 20 minutes, so I think the $2.99 price tag was a little high. That’s basically the entire book right there. Edouard wants out of his contract so he meets up with an old friend and lover, Farid, and asks Farid to join up on the ship and help him kill The Captain so he can be free. He gets to live, but now he has to serve this Cthulu-like monster known as “The Captain” aboard a submarine. I sort of wish that was the weirdest sentence I’ve ever typed for Smart Bitches, but it’s not.Įdouard apparently lay dying on a battlefield while terrifying winged creatures circled him and started to nibble on his still living body when he made his deal with the devil.

First Watch is a short story set post WWI about a Swiss Legionnaire named Edouard who is cursed into serving as the sexual slave of a tentacle monster aboard a submarine.
